bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

msynergy:

Just waiting for an explanation as to why Snow and Charming are still calling each other Mary Margaret and David.

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

strength-dignity:

blueskiesandmorningsair:

i was waiting for someone to put it together like this

Omg this is so precious

proportioned-prospitians:

dip-per:

chicken nugger

sweer potato

ladyunlaced:

spiritracks:

margflower:

sherlockholmesanddoctorwatson:

little-hiding-owl:

disneyworldcastmembers:

…. I just died.

THUNDERING OF STAMPEDE

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

GALELEIO! GALELEIO! GALELEIO!

HAKUNA MATA-TA-TA

I’M JUST A POOR CUB, NOBODY LOVES ME

HE’S JUST A POOR CUB FROM A ROYAL FAMILY

SPARING HIS GUILT FROM THIS MONSTROSITY

Easy come easy go

where did Simba go?

Timon and Pumba knOOOw just where he did go

Where’d he go?

Timon and Pumba knOOOW just where he did go

Where’d he go?

Timon and Pumba knOOOW just where he did go

Where’d he go?

Just where did he go?

grubs are salty and satisfYYYYing

ew ew ew ew ew ew

to Tanzania tanzania

to tanzania he did go.

He must return to have his uncle put aside to be

to be

the KIIIIIIIIIIIING!

I love the lyrics. 

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DETHRONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BANISH ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIIIIEEE

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.

n2deepgaming:

Medieval Illustrations of The Avengers Team

samandriel:

mishas-wormstache:

samandriel:

i got 99 problems and all of them are british actors

Does Britain even have 99 actors

no it has like 9 actors but they give me 11 problems each

onioncologist:

she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it